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About Me

Did someone pull the fire alarm? Cuz there's a five-alarm fire in my heart!

What I'm doing with my life

My first job at 19 was at a radio station called "K-rap", but my parents said it was crap, so I changed careers. Then I worked at a bank. They called me "Coldwell Gangster" because I would eat all the cookies in the lobby, but I got laid off for eating too many cookies in the lobby. You play, you pay. Then I worked at blozer in the sales department but that fell apart because when I drink a lot I get the yells and that upset some of our daintier clients. I've got some big interviews set up. Big things in motion. You're gonna wanna hop on this train cause that's also a euphemism for how good I am at sex, which is probably really good.

Books, Movies, etc.

Lord of the Rings, The Silmarillion, The Hobbit, Video Games, Craft Beers, Dog Shows, Fifty Shades of Grey, 9 1/2 Weeks

For music: Doobie Brothers, Almond Brothers, Smothers Brothers, any Brother-based music really.

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  Male, Single, Emotionally Irradic, Fun
  English, some Russian Poetry i don't understand but might be dirty

 

Not afraid to cook up the good times on the stove and trip the light fantastic if you know what I mean. I don't do drugs, personally, but I know a guy if you wanna dress like a raver-girl or dance on a platform with a hula-hoop in stripper boots, I mean, if that's what YOU want, is what I'm trying to say.
   
 
Looking for: Shirl Ravenlock from Sword of Shannara or just a really sexy girl who has read all the Sword of Shannarah Books and is into dressing up like Shirl. I've made some sketches if the right girl is curious.
 
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